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EQUIPMENT FILE / BBB–121201 · BARELY THERE. FULLY COMMITTED.

Sling Shot Thong

Men's Thong

From $18Draft retail price · USD

THE BUREAU'S BRIEF

Shown in the styled photo: black thong with split side straps. Split straps. Undivided attention. File this one under very little fabric and extremely big plans.

UnderwearBETTER BUSSY BUREAUSTYLE 121201

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Listed color

Black

Orange

White

Gray

Purple

Sky Blue

Deep Blue

Listed size

S

M

L

1XL

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Black thong with split side straps. Only the described underwear is included; other styling items are not included.

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