FILE / 553210Underwear
Yellow-green mesh mini-pouch bikini brief with white trim
DEPARTMENT OF HOMOSEXUAL AFFAIRSDIV. OF INDECENT EXPOSURE & PERSONAL EXCELLENCE
AFTER HOURS / BBB–0069
THEUNDRESS
CODE.
Thongs. Briefs. Barely-there fits.
For your very worst influence.
NO GOVERNMENT OVERSIGHT. NO UNNECESSARY FABRIC.
Serving the public. Servicing the private.
DEPARTMENT OF ESSENTIAL EQUIPMENT
THE EQUIPMENT ROOM.
FILED UNDER: INDECENT EXPOSURE
SELECT YOUR NEXT UNIFORM VIOLATION.
FILE / 840209Underwear
Navy, blue and pink graphic-print bikini brief with red side accents
FILE / 509862Underwear
Navy low-rise bikini brief with a contoured pouch
FILE / 025887Underwear
Mint long-leg boxer briefs with a molded front pouch
FILE / 170265Underwear
Black side-split boxer shorts with crotch snaps
FILE / 372577Underwear
Heather-gray wide-waistband thong with a contoured pouch
FILE / 585804Underwear
Deep teal-blue long-leg boxer briefs with a contoured pouch
FILE / 872184Underwear
Bright-blue loose boxer shorts with a gathered waistband
FILE / 997133Underwear
Leopard-and-red-rose print boxer briefs
FILE / 905997Underwear
Neon yellow-lime mesh thong
FILE / 121201Underwear
Black thong with split side straps
FILE / 039106Underwear
Blue mesh boxer briefs with yellow striped trim and a solid front pouch
FILE / 342989Underwear
Black lace bra and matching brief set
FILE / 843297Underwear
Powder-blue lace bikini brief
FILE / 715944Underwear
Black satin-finish thong with detachable side fastenings
FILE / 705726Underwear
Cream floral-print boxer briefs with a plain black waistband
FILE / 800534Underwear
Light-blue bikini brief with orange contrast seams
FILE / 670145Underwear
Yellow mesh-panel brief with a rainbow splatter waistband
FILE / 457690Underwear
Gray classic brief with a plain black waistband patch
FILE / 057246Underwear
Black low-rise brief with broad side panels
FILE / 389098Underwear
Black floral lace brief with red contrast trim
FILE / 925432Underwear
White quilted puffer brief with a gathered waistband
FILE / 177390Underwear
Tuxedo-style brief costume set with a bow-tie collar and cuffs
FILE / 642065Underwear
Light-blue open-mesh low-rise brief
24 of 70 styles
LOOK. LUST. LATER.
The Bureau’s picks. Your next bad habit. Draft prices while we finalize fit and delivery. Orders aren’t open yet.
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT NO. BBB–0069
BETTER BUSSY BUREAUEST. 1969 · REACTIVATED
THE FILES
THEY DIDN’T
WANT YOU
TO OPEN.
FICTIONAL HISTORY. VERY REAL ATTITUDE.THE OFFICIALLY UNOFFICIAL HISTORY
A brief history of questionable authority.
Established in 1969 to investigate a supposed decline in public decency, the Bureau soon developed an interest in the clothes under review.
The dress code did not survive.
Today, we’re an independent queer retailer with the same eye for a strong silhouette and considerably less paperwork.
1969
THE BUREAU IS ESTABLISHED.Public decency comes under review.
1973
THE DIRECTIVE IS REVISED.Personal expression takes priority.
TODAY
PUBLIC ACCESS RESTORED.Underwear, clothing & after-hours essentials.
OFFICIAL BUREAU PROTOCOL / FORM 03
EVERY BUSSY
DESERVES BETTER.
Our entirely unofficial three-part inspection protocol.
- 01 / APPEARANCE
Does it
look good? - 02 / ASSET MANAGEMENT
Does it make
your ass look good? - 03 / PUBLIC DISTURBANCE
Would it cause
a minor scandal?At a family gathering, specifically.
REVISED DIRECTIVE / STILL IN EFFECT
“Protect homosexual expression from the dangers of the American public.”AUTHORIZING OFFICIAL: CLASSIFIED